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I want him but we're not right;

+ruth you're extremely short and well-mannered. The length of your body makes me feel sad in a way I don't quite want to understand. {blog under construction}

collapsingnebulae:

tardis—noise:

i give you benedict cumberbatch
the cutest person in the history of everything

collapsingnebulae:

tardis—noise:

i give you benedict cumberbatch

the cutest person in the history of everything

#kms #bc

Characters on season 5 promotional poster

misshoopers:

«I might be a wrinkly old duffer, but it means I’ve been around a bit. And if I’ve learnt anything - there are only two things in life worth a hoot: love and good hot dinner. Time you gave them both some thought, don’t you think?» (Delicious 2013)

Mockingjay Part 1, Characters + Promotional Images

809:

why is this so hard for people to understand

mahimahi713:

cannibals-insomnia:

I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.

"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"

No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.

"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"

I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.

I was about to go off on you

emojustinyoung:

kievrob:

DEAR GOD, IT IS REAL

i am so offended yall thought i was lying

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

Anonymous said:
how often do you have sex?
pussysista replied:

How often is your dad “working late”?